(Source: dontyouworryyourprettylittlemind)
OH MY FUCKING GOD THE NOISES COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW
What I don’t get about this video is how did he ‘leave a ticket’ in every city?
Does he even know her name? Did he tell the Will Call employee to look for a skinny, white, blonde woman who refuses to disclose anything about herself? Because that’s not a reliable plan, Lukey. I’d dump her.
- Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
- Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
Y’ALL WE WON! #carolina #railhawks #galaxy #beatla (Taken with Instagram at WakeMed Soccer Park)



